Thursday, June 28, 2007

14 years ago,i abandoded this fruit (hehe)

There was a rule in my family that when business guests are around, or any other guest for that matter that none of us (the kids) should enter the room. We followed the rules,and things were going smoothly. Until one day, my uncle had business guests over for lunch and we (my cousin S, My cousin F and Me) decided that we should take a little risk and see what happens. Well, we saw baskets of fruits going to the guest room and we wanted some. We thought,(we didnt really think cuz otherwise we would have walked to the kictchen if we used our brain) walking to the guest room was closer then walking to the kitchen. And on we entered. Ofcourse, we were treated with smiles and welcomes even from the rule makers (my uncles). Then, we started passing by each fruit basket and only collecting bananas. I don't know how we did it but we did. Then we said goodbye to the guests and knew breaking the law has consequences and so we were waiting for our dear uncle to come along.

He was so creative in his punishment. He brought a box full of bananas. And told us we had to eat it all. If any of you seen Matilda (the part where the boy had to eat a huge chocolate cake), you would know what we thought at first and what actually would take place. Well for those who didn't see Matilda, we thought cool idea! We started eating,little did we know, that it was impossible for 3 of us to finish all that. I was sick from eating them. But my uncle insisted we continue, so next time when we want something we'd go to the kitchen and not embarrass him in front of the guests. From that day on, i can never touch a banana, never set in a sofra with Banana in it,never pick up a plate that has bananas on it. Thinking about it, i cant stop laughing. This happened 14 years ago, and i still have a banana phobia. I keep telling my uncle, that he was the reason i cant eat bananas anymore. That he was the reason i cant pick his plate of banana and that he has to pick it up on his own. He laughs so hard but he doesn't recall it. He keeps saying did i really do that. I love my uncle. Now i can always run away from cleaning anything that has banana on it:P:P:P Thanks Uncle. LOL
Have a wonderful day everyone:):)

14 comments:

Anglo-Libyan said...

of course your uncle remembers that, he is just pretending :o)

I do agree with him in a way, I myself do not like it if my kids try to eat what is in front of guests when all they have to do is go to the kitchen to get it!

I have to eat a banana a day on doctors advice and I dont really like them, sometimes I force myself to eat it so im not surprised that you have gone off them for life after eating a whole box with your cousins :oS

a_akak said...

Happy was happy until happy became happy as happy was happy when happy was happy, but happy is not happy because happy is not happy ..... so who is happy?

Tistahlee :P mino galik takhdee al-mooz ????? LOL but dont worry we had an even more stricter "Guest Law" and but my father and uncles just staring at us we would know and run straight out lol and the worst punishment we got was to stand still with out arms straight for an hour and it was painful as hell

BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA ........ they are coming to get you :P

Fe aman allah

LovelyHibo said...

who eat the banana:D not` the moneky:d Happy did:D LOOoOOL

والله تنقزي اطيري الصغار لازم يحشموك قدام الضيوف حتي الي مايحبوش ياكلوه يحبوه هذيكا الدقيقة

احسن حاجة درتها لصغار فصلي في الروضة والي اماليهم حبوني علي خاطره

علمتهم كيف يحترموا الناس الي قدامهم وانه مايمدوش ايديهم لحاجة مش ليهم
ولو في ضيوف عندهم ماياخدوش لا حلويات ولا ماكله محطوطه قدامهم..

فوق هكي انقوللهم اسألوا ماما ناخد او لا ومره وحده
لوووووووووووووووووووووووووول

جو مش عادي
زمان في حوش جدي الله يرحمه وقت نتلاقوا كلنا صغار العيلة نخشوا اول مره لحناي الله يرحمها وناخدوا خبزتنا ولا كعكنا ولو ولينا ثاني نحصلوا التكشيخ والتفنيص من امهاتنا في الجولة الثالثة نبعتوا الصغيريين بكل لانهم صغيريين.........


حقا غدوه الساعة 9 بنكونوا في الطيارة
يعني ال6 ونصف في الهيثروا بإذن الله نكونوا


عندي كمشه صور بنحطهم في السيديات

LovelyHibo said...

غدوة مروحه لطرابلس

http://tripolimysoul.blogspot.com/2007/06/blog-post_29.html

Romana said...

looooooooooooooooooooooooool ya happymoi, hehehe... but its an effective smart way isnt it?
should i do that with chocolates and ice-cream? eat eat eat eat till i get sick,so i wont even stand smelling them anymore? lool

hehehe, so no bananas for u anymore eh? smart uncle u got there, Rabbi yo7fdah

ibeebarbie said...

Salam Happy,
Yuck! You poor thing. Same thing happened to my cousins, but with cigarettes. My uncle found his kids smoking a cigarette when they were young, so made them eat a whole box---can you imagine? Don't agree with him, but he's kids on the other hand have not touched a cigarette since.

LOL@Romana - tried it---didn't work.

Romana said...

Ibee, lool, so u did eh?? just extra calories?! now just when i thought i found a solution to my addiction!!!

DaMoon said...

hehehe, ya narriiii, sakhftene ya baniya....lol YUCK I am not big on banana's myself so don't worry I share ur pain...lol
nasty wat ur uncle did, laken sa77a leeeh (smart guy)...lol

a_akak said...

no reply?

I promise not to say "BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA " if you reply :P

Promise

LovelyHibo said...

a_akak said...
no reply?

I promise not to say "BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA BANANA " if you reply :P

Promise
-------------------
LooBANANA BANANA BANANA BANANAooL

PH said...

looooooooooooooooooooool

I remember during the eighties me and my cousin used to sneak into the storage room after midnight and start eating green ( unripe ) banana's all night ...... I hated it for a while, but I wasn't put off forever :P.

by the way romana beat you and a_akak ..... I'm disappointed :p.

salaam

Happymoi said...

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Happymoi said...

Anglo-Libyan,
lol ur uncle probably remembers it lol u think so?
Yeah i agree with him now cuz i'd be so angry if one of my little siblings did that infront of my guests. Too embaressing, i feel sorry for you having to eat a banana a day!! Rabi ekoon fe 3onek:)

akak,
lol @ ur happy dubby stuff! LOL! LOL @ tistahlee..twa ani nesta7el? 7aram 3aleek!

Hiba,
lol who eat the guests banana little happymoi did..but big happymoi detests banana!-7asha ne3met rabi!



romana:
lol lol lol chocolate is a different story..u could get sick of it one day but not for 14 years!!

ibee:
yuck it was!!! poor ur cousins but its for their own gd

damoon:
sa7 i feel sorry for myself too..i mean a full box..that was "3adab"

Ph:
i smell betryal in ur blog..a post on friday???!!!!
how did u do that...do u still like eating banana? ur mom always knocked on our door thinking i ate it..ur cover is no longer existent im gonna tell on u hehe!!

PH said...

loooooooooooool at your comment I only just read it didn't know you had replied again .... I'm really getting off on the wrong foot with you ain't I ....... How is your aunts husband i hope everything is ok with him now ?